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I like your thinking

Posted by | November 11, 2007 .

 A teacher asks her  class ,”If there are five birds sitting on a  fence and you shoot one of them , how many will be left ?” She calls on little Johnny .

 ”None , they all fly away with the first gunshot .”

 The teacher replies , “The correct answer is four , but I like your thinking ”

   Then little Johnny says ,”I have a question for you . There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream . One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream . The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone . The third is biting the top of  ice cream . Which one is married ?”

  The teacher , blushing a great deal , replies ,”Well ,I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone .”

   ”The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on … but I like your thinking .”

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