
Once upon a time there was a mistake
So silly so small
That no one would even have noticed it
It couldn’t bear
To see itself to hear of itself
It invented all manner of things
Just to prove
that it didn’t really exist
It invented space
To put its proofs in
And time to keep its proofs
And the world to see its proofs
All it [...]
You think you know but you have no diarrhea!!!
Weenie, mini, money, mo,
pick and lick the one you love!
A man says to his wife:
“Your ass is as big as my barbeque grill!”
Later on he tries to get “some”.
Then his wife says:
“I’m not firing up this big ass grill for one little weenie!”
Not being born, maybe the biggest birth of all.
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… The poet is like the prince of the clouds
Who haunts the storm and laughs at lightning.
He’s exiled to the ground and its hooting crowds;
His giant wings prevent him from walking.
Life is a lot like death; it happens to everyone either we like it or not. The meaning of all: honestly, who gives a fuck!
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