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Seashell
A blonde gets a tatto of a seashell on her inner thigh … she says if you put your ear next to it , you can smell the ocean .
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G. C. Lichtenberg – Sometimes
Sometimes men come by the name of genius in the same way that certain insects come by the name of centipede — not because they have a hundred feet , but because most people can’t count above fourteen .
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Derek Walcott – Love After Love
The time will come
when , with elation
you will greet yourself arriving
at your own door , in your own mirror
and each will smile at the other’s welcome ,
and say , sit here . Eat .
You will love again the stranger who was your self .
Give wine . Give bread . Give back your heart
to itself , [...]
What Do You Think ?
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Jerry Seinfeld – Tuxedo
The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman’s point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. That’s why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy.
The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they [...]
Franz Kafka – Heaven
Heaven is dumb , echoing only the dumb !
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Issa – Haiku Poem
The vanity of man ,
they would like to retain
this passing winter moon .
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Prayers
As a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
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