
Funny jokes, pictures, and videos
A blonde gets a tatto of a seashell on her inner thigh … she says if you put your ear next to it , you can smell the ocean . Technorati Tags: blonde joke
Sometimes men come by the name of genius in the same way that certain insects come by the name of centipede — not because they have a hundred feet , but because most people can’t count above fourteen . Technorati Tags: g. c. lichtenberg quote
The time will come when , with elation you will greet yourself arriving at your own door , in your own mirror and each will smile at the other’s welcome , and say , sit here . Eat . You will love again the stranger who was your self . Give wine . Give bread [...]
Funny jokes, pictures, and videos
The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman’s point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. That’s why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because [...]
Heaven is dumb , echoing only the dumb ! Technorati Tags: franz kafka quote
The vanity of man , they would like to retain this passing winter moon .
As a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. Technorati Tags: holy joke
Recent Comments