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Ayn Rand – Money

Posted by | March 31, 2008 .

   Money is your means of survival. The verdict you pronounce upon the source of your livelihood is the verdict you pronounce upon your life . If the source is corrupt , you have damned your own existence . Did you get your money by fraud ? By pandering to men’s vices or men’s stupidity [...]

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Sexy

Posted by | March 29, 2008 .
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Eggs Life

Posted by | March 29, 2008 .

If you think your life is bad ,
Try being an egg …
You only get laid once
You only get eaten once
It takes 4 minutes to get hard
2 minutes to get soft
And the only chick that ever sat on your face
Was your mother .
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Jack Prelutsky – Be Glad Your Nose Is On Your Face

Posted by | March 28, 2008 .

…Imagine if your precious nose
were sandwiched in between your toes,
that clearly would not be a treat,
for you’d be forced to smell your feet.

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Henry Miller – Leadership

Posted by | March 27, 2008 .

  No man is great enough or wise enough for any of us to surrender our destiny to . The only way in which anyone can lead us is to restore to us the belief in our own guidance .
TechnoratiTags: henry miller,american literature

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Charles Bukowski – O , We Are The Outcasts

Posted by | March 26, 2008 .

… ah christ , writers are the most sickening
of all the louts !
yellow-toothed , slump-shouldered ,
gutless , flea-bitten and
obvious . . . in tinker-toy rooms
with their flabby hearts
they tell us
what’s wrong with the world-
as if we didn’t know that a cop’s club
can crack the head
and that war is a dirtier game than
marriage . . .

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Duc De La Rochefoucauld – We All

Posted by | March 25, 2008 .

 We all have enough strength to endure the misfortunes of others .
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Odd Jobs

Posted by | March 24, 2008 .

Funny jokes, pictures, and videos

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Hurricanes

Posted by | March 22, 2008 .

  Why were hurricanes normally named after women ?
  Because when they come , they are wild and wet . But when they go , they take your house and car with them .
Technorati Tags: twisted joke, humor

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Doug Stanhope – Life

Posted by | March 21, 2008 .

Life is like a movie , if you’ve sat through more than half of it and it sucked every second so far , it probably isn’t gonna get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile . No one should blame you for walking out early .
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Hermann Hesse Poem – How Heavy The Days

Posted by | March 21, 2008 .

          How heavy the days are .
          There’s not a fire that can warm me ,
          Not a sun to laugh with me ,
          Everything bare ,
          Everything cold and merciless ,
          And even the beloved , clear
          Stars look desolately down ,
          Since I learned in my heart that
          Love can die .
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Got Wood ?

Posted by | March 21, 2008 .
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Australian Kiss

Posted by | March 21, 2008 .

What is an Australian Kiss ?
It’s the same as the French Kiss but down under .
Technorati Tags: naughty joke,twisted humor

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Tattoo

Posted by | March 19, 2008 .

A husband tattooed “i luv u” on his dick and his wife said :
There you go again , putting words in my mouth .
Technorati Tags: priceless joke,twisted humor

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Czeslaw Milosz – Ars Poetica ?

Posted by | March 19, 2008 .

The purpose of poetry is to remind us
how difficult it is to remain just one person ,
for our house is open , there are no keys in the doors ,
and invisible guests come in and out at will .
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George Carlin – Playing With Words

Posted by | March 18, 2008 .

Picture your grandma in hell , making a pie without an oven .
 Parents = Obsessive Diaper Sniffers .
Bullshit is the glue that binds us together as a nation .
Technorati Tags: George Carlin,outstanding comedian,priceless humor

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Tough Being A Soldier

Posted by | March 18, 2008 .
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Kobayashi Issa – This World

Posted by | March 17, 2008 .

In this world
we walk on the roof of hell ,
gazing at flowers .
Technorati Tags: kobayashi issa,haiku poem

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Mark Twain – Political Humor

Posted by | March 17, 2008 .

Suppose you were an idiot.And suppose you were a member of Congress.But I repeat myself.

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Cyanide & Happiness – Funny Video

Posted by | March 17, 2008 .

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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15 Euphemisms For Masturbation

Posted by | March 15, 2008 .

1.Slapping Johnny on the back .
2.Fastening the chin strap on the helmet of love .
3.Making the bald man cry .

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U. S. ARMY

Posted by | March 15, 2008 .
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Saggy Tits

Posted by | March 14, 2008 .

What one saggy tit said to the other :
If we don’t get some support soon , people will think we are nuts .
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Langston Hughes – I , Too , Sing America

Posted by | March 14, 2008 .

I , too , sing America .
I am the darkest brother
They send me to eat in the kitchen
When company comes
But I laugh ,

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A Dirty Mind

Posted by | March 13, 2008 .
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Carlito’s Way – Gail

Posted by | March 12, 2008 .

I had a dream once . But now I’m awake and I hate my dream .
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Borat – Women Driving

Posted by | March 12, 2008 .

  In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane , very dangerous , yes .
photo credit: e³°°°
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Leonard Cohen – Summer-Haiku

Posted by | March 10, 2008 .

Silence
and a deeper silence
when crickets
hesitate .
Technorati Tags: leonard cohen,haiku poem

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Swimming

Posted by | March 9, 2008 .

A bunch of sperms were swimming side by side .
One of them says , “Did we reach the egg yet ?”
Another replied , “No stupid ,we’re stuck in her throat , keep swimming !”
Technorati Tags: naughty joke,humor

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Henry Mencken – Religion Belief

Posted by | March 8, 2008 .

We must respect the other fellow’s religion , but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children are smart .

photo credit: kaibara87
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