
Money is your means of survival. The verdict you pronounce upon the source of your livelihood is the verdict you pronounce upon your life . If the source is corrupt , you have damned your own existence . Did you get your money by fraud ? By pandering to men’s vices or men’s stupidity [...]
If you think your life is bad , Try being an egg … You only get laid once You only get eaten once It takes 4 minutes to get hard 2 minutes to get soft And the only chick that ever sat on your face Was your mother . Technorati Tags: easter joke, humor
…Imagine if your precious nose were sandwiched in between your toes, that clearly would not be a treat, for you’d be forced to smell your feet.
No man is great enough or wise enough for any of us to surrender our destiny to . The only way in which anyone can lead us is to restore to us the belief in our own guidance . TechnoratiTags: henry miller,american literature
… ah christ , writers are the most sickening of all the louts ! yellow-toothed , slump-shouldered , gutless , flea-bitten and obvious . . . in tinker-toy rooms with their flabby hearts they tell us what’s wrong with the world- as if we didn’t know that a cop’s club can crack the head and [...]
We all have enough strength to endure the misfortunes of others . Technorati Tags: duc de la rochefoucauld quote
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Why were hurricanes normally named after women ? Because when they come , they are wild and wet . But when they go , they take your house and car with them . Technorati Tags: twisted joke, humor
Life is like a movie , if you’ve sat through more than half of it and it sucked every second so far , it probably isn’t gonna get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile . No one should blame you for walking out early . Technorati Tags: duog stanhope quote,humor
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