
AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart AMIABLE : Likes to smell others’ farts ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes
Power is given only to those who dare to lower themselves and pick it up . Only one thing matters , one thing ; to be able to dare ! Technorati Tags: f.m. dostoyewsky,russian literature,philosophy
Don’t worry , spiders , I keep the house casually . Technorati Tags: haiku poem
Motel room : $39.99 Condoms :$2.75 Finding out she swallows & has no gag reflex : priceless . Technorati Tags: hilarious joke,humor
It is the powerty connected with our species which subordinates one man to another . It is not the inequality which is the real misfortune , it is the dependence . Technorati Tags: philosophy quote
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself , where the heck is the ceiling . Technorati Tags: humorous quotation
Why are people called Buddhas After they die ? Because they don’t grumble any more , Because they don’t make a nuisance Of themselves any more . Technorati Tags: zen poetry
Common sense tells us that the things of the earth exist only a little and that true reality is only in dreams . Technorati Tags: charles baudelaire,french literature,philosophy
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