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Fart Chart

Posted by | January 29, 2008 .

AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart
AMIABLE : Likes to smell others’ farts
ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private
AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes

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F.M. Dostoyewsky – Power

Posted by | January 28, 2008 .

  Power is given only to those who dare to lower themselves and pick it up . Only one thing matters , one thing ; to be able to dare !
Technorati Tags: f.m. dostoyewsky,russian literature,philosophy

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French Symphony Orchestra

Posted by | January 26, 2008 .
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Kobayashi Issa – Don’t Worry Spiders

Posted by | January 26, 2008 .

Don’t worry , spiders ,
I keep the house
casually .
Technorati Tags: haiku poem

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Priceless

Posted by | January 26, 2008 .

Motel room : $39.99
Condoms :$2.75
Finding out she swallows & has no gag reflex : priceless .
Technorati Tags: hilarious joke,humor

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Voltaire – Powerty

Posted by | January 26, 2008 .

  It is the powerty connected with our species which subordinates one man to another . It is not the inequality which is the real misfortune , it is the dependence .
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Eddie Griffin

Posted by | January 25, 2008 .

stand up comedy

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Ceiling

Posted by | January 25, 2008 .

  Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself , where the heck is the ceiling .
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Ikkyn – Zen And Zen Classics

Posted by | January 25, 2008 .

Why are people called Buddhas
After they die ?
Because they don’t grumble any more ,
Because they don’t make a nuisance
Of themselves any more .
Technorati Tags: zen poetry

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Charles Baudelaire – Common Sense

Posted by | January 25, 2008 .

  Common sense tells us that the things of the earth exist only a little and that true reality is only in dreams .
Technorati Tags: charles baudelaire,french literature,philosophy

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Wrestling Anybody ?

Posted by | January 23, 2008 .

Funny Videos

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Succes

Posted by | January 23, 2008 .

The road to succes is always under construction .
Technorati Tags: ticklish quotation

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Layman Pang-yun – The Enlightened Heart

Posted by | January 23, 2008 .

When the mind is at peace ,
the world too is at peace .
Nothing real , nothing absent .
Not holding on to reality ,
not getting stuck in the void ,
you are neither holy or wise , just
an ordinary fellow who has completed his work .
Technorati Tags: zen poetry

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Charles Bukowski – The Importance Of Sex

Posted by | January 22, 2008 .

  Sex is interesting but it’s not totally important . I mean it’s not even as important (phisically) as excretion . A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass but he can die in a week without a bowel movement .
Technorati Tags: charles bukowski,american literature

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Jamie Foxx On Def Jam Poetry

Posted by | January 21, 2008 .
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Emil Cioran – Tears And Saints

Posted by | January 21, 2008 .

As long as I live I shall not allow myself to forget that I shall die ; I am waiting for death so I can forget about it .
Technorati Tags: emil cioran,philosophy

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First Time

Posted by | January 13, 2008 .

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I

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The Smartest Thing

Posted by | January 12, 2008 .

What’s the smartest thing that came out of women’s mouth ?
Einstein’s cock .
Technorati Tags: smart joke,humor

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Pencil Sharpener

Posted by | January 12, 2008 .
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F.M. Dostoyevski – A Foul

Posted by | January 6, 2008 .

The cleverest of all , in my opinion , is the man who calls himself a foul at least once a month .
Technorati Tags: f.m. dostoyewsky,russian literature,philosophy

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Marin Sorescu – The Case

Posted by | January 6, 2008 .

Your Honour ,
As I was returning home ,
From the War, as a volunteer ,
They killed my Time .
Then I noticed , the Time being amputated

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How To Get A Date

Posted by | January 6, 2008 .
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What Does A Dwarf Get

Posted by | January 6, 2008 .

What does a dwarf get if he runs through a woman’s legs ?
A clit around the ear and a flap across the face .
Technorati Tags: naughty dwarf joke,humor

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Walt Whitman – A Noiseless Patient Spider

Posted by | January 6, 2008 .

… And you O my soul where you stand ,
Surrounded ,detached , in measureless oceans of space ,
Ceaselessly musing , venturing , throwing , seeking the spheres to connect
them ,
Till the bridge you will need be formed , till
the ductile anchor hold ,
Till the gossamer thread you fling catch
somewhere , O my soul .
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Looking To Trade My Soul

Posted by | January 6, 2008 .

My soul is in good shape and has served me well for 28 years . The reason why I’m getting rid of it is … I’m a politician in the making and a good soul could hinder my career advancement .
Technorati Tags: politicians joke,humor

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Lisa Lampanelli At Pam Anderson Roast ‘05 Uncensored

Posted by | January 4, 2008 .
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Kobayashi Issa – Writing Shit About New Snow

Posted by | January 4, 2008 .

Writing shit about new snow
for the rich
is not art .
Technorati Tags: kobayashi issa,haiku poetry

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Breakwind Way – Austin Powers : International Man Of Mistery

Posted by | January 4, 2008 .

Alotta : How dare you break wind before me !
Austin : I’m sorry baby , I didn’t know it was your turn ! Ha ha ha !
Technorati Tags: austin power humor

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Henry Miller – America

Posted by | January 2, 2008 .

I have never been able to look upon America as young and vital but rather as prematurely old , as a fruit which rotted before it had a chance to ripen .
Technorati Tags: henry miller,american literature

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If You’re Looking For Attention

Posted by | January 2, 2008 .
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