Outside Providence
Sex is like chinese dinner; it ain’t over until you both get your cookies!
Outside Providence
Who knows maybe you’ll get lucky; maybe after you die there’s Nothing.
Push
When life pushes you, stand straight, smile and PUSH BACK!
Obama Joke
Why was Barack Obama elected president?
Because when white people make a mess, they put a black men to clean it up.
Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Robert Schimmel: First Time
A Conceited Mistake - Vasko Popa
Once upon a time there was a mistake
So silly so small
That no one would even have noticed it
It couldn’t bear
To see itself to hear of itself
It invented all manner of things
Just to prove
that it didn’t really exist
It invented space
To put its proofs in
And time to keep its proofs
And the world to see its proofs
All it invented
Was not so silly
Nor so small
But was of course mistaken
Could it have been otherwise
Natural Born Komics
You think you know but you have no diarrhea!!!
Thong Cookies
Weenie, mini, money, mo,
pick and lick the one you love!
Barbeque Grill
A man says to his wife:
“Your ass is as big as my barbeque grill!”
Later on he tries to get “some”.
Then his wife says:
“I’m not firing up this big ass grill for one little weenie!”
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