Mama Joke
Husband and wife are having sex. They are going at it hot and heavy.
All of a sudden they hear a noise. It was little Timmy standing in the doorway who then runs away.
“O my God”, says the father. “I am going to talk to him”.
He goes in the living room where he finds little Timmy giving it hot and heavy to grandma.
“O my God”, says his father once again. And little Timmy says: “Is not so funny when is your mama, is it?
William Faulkner’s Reducto Absurdum
“When the shadow of the sash appeared on the curtains it was between seven and eight oclock and then I was in time again, hearing the watch.
It was Grandfather’s and when Father gave it to me he said I give you the mausoleum of all hope and desire; it’s rather excruciating-ly apt that you will use it to gain the reducto absurdum of all human experience which can fit your individual needs no better than it fitted his or his father’s.
I give it to you not that you may remember time, but that you might forget it now and then for a moment and not spend all your breath trying to conquer it.
Because no battle is ever won he said. They are not even fought. The field only reveals to man his own folly and despair, and victory is an illusion of philosophers and fools.”
Where can you find rappers?
Rappers are everywhere but the library:)
Bukowski
Money is like sex. It seems much more important when you don’t have any.
Celebritys Love Wearing Sunglasses
There are many Celebrities out there that love to wear their sunglasses all of the time and although sometimes the Aviator sunglasses look pretty cool a lot of the time they just look stupid. These are just some of many of the celebrities that love to wear their sunglasses.
Lady GaGa
Stefani Germanotta or Lady GaGA is always seen wearing crazy looking sunglasses but is there a reason behind all of this? …CONTINUE READING =>
Outside Providence
Sex is like chinese dinner; it ain’t over until you both get your cookies!
Outside Providence
Who knows maybe you’ll get lucky; maybe after you die there’s Nothing.
Push
When life pushes you, stand straight, smile and PUSH BACK!
Obama Joke
Why was Barack Obama elected president?
Because when white people make a mess, they put a black men to clean it up.
Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Robert Schimmel: First Time
A Conceited Mistake – Vasko Popa
Once upon a time there was a mistake
So silly so small
That no one would even have noticed it
It couldn’t bear
To see itself to hear of itself
It invented all manner of things
Just to prove
that it didn’t really exist
It invented space
To put its proofs in
And time to keep its proofs
And the world to see its proofs
All it invented
Was not so silly
Nor so small
But was of course mistaken
Could it have been otherwise
Natural Born Komics
You think you know but you have no diarrhea!!!
Thong Cookies
Weenie, mini, money, mo,
pick and lick the one you love!
Barbeque Grill
A man says to his wife:
“Your ass is as big as my barbeque grill!”
Later on he tries to get “some”.
Then his wife says:
“I’m not firing up this big ass grill for one little weenie!”
Turning Point
Not being born, maybe the biggest birth of all.
Dave Attell – Middle East
Charles Baudelaire – The Albatros
… The poet is like the prince of the clouds
Who haunts the storm and laughs at lightning.
He’s exiled to the ground and its hooting crowds;
His giant wings prevent him from walking.
Sex and Death 101
Life is a lot like death; it happens to everyone either we like it or not. The meaning of all: honestly, who gives a fuck!
I’m Rick James Bitch
Great View
Somebody – Charles Bukowski
god I got the sad blue blues,
this woman sat there and she
said
are you really Charles
Bukowski?
and I said
forget that
I do not feel good
I’ve got the sad sads
all I want to do is
fuck you
and she laughed
she thought I was being
clever
and O I just looked up her long slim legs of heaven
I saw her liver and her quivering intestine
I saw Christ in there
jumping to a folk-rock
all the long lines of starvation within me
rose
and I walked over
and grabbed her on the couch
ripped her dress up around her face
and I didn’t care
rape or the end of the earth
one more time
to be there
anywhere
real
yes
her panties were on the
floor
and my cock went in
my cock my god my cock went in
I was Charles
Somebody.
The Best Beer Commercial In The Whole World
Don’t Look – Harold Pinter
Don’t look.
The world’s about to break.
Don’t look.
The world’s about to chuck out all its light
and stuff us in the chokepit of its dark,
That black and fat suffocated place
Where we will kill or die or dance or weep
Or scream of whine or squeak like mice
To renegotiate our starting price.
Eddie Griffin – Freedom Of Speech Part 3
SoulStrong;/Breakaway – Siddharth Anand
…Breakaway from the chains and shackles
Which from you, your life, take away;
Breathe again; this time without constraint
And the dreams in your eyes
Realize;
Forget fear. Forget the barriers and the walls
Even the greatest of mountains on your feet will fall
When you with self-trust stand tall.
…Dream and don’t give up
And if they don’t shape up
Try. try once more.
Don’t breakup.
For the race of life
Is won, not, by the fastest or the strongest
But, by the one who can give his all.
Californication
No man should ever have to witness his own face.
Eddie Griffin – Freedom Of Speech Part 2
Account – Czeslaw Milosz
The history of my stupidity would fill many volumes.
… But all of them would have one subject, desire,
If only my own — but no, not at all; alas,
I was driven because I wanted to be like others.
I was afraid of what was wild and indecent in me.
The history of my stupidity will not be written.
For one thing, it’s late. And the truth is laborious.
Gladiator
Death smiles at us all . All a man can do is smile back .
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